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Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2013.01.25 20:38:00 -
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Darius III wrote:Alekseyev Karrde wrote:Guess it's that time of year for Darius to pretend he's done something, anything, for the past 8 months. We'll try to carry on without you, somehow  No sir, this is the part where I call out the rest of the CSM for spending all their time trying to be amateur game developers and not dealing with CCP CHEATING by intercepting player communications. Go back to that, let me inform the players about CCP misconduct. Once my source comes forward we will have more information. PS: The CSM doesnt care about it much-even though IMO it should be #1 problem to address.
So to be fair, if I knew of CCP shenanigans I would absolutely be shouting out about it. I think and have stated it every time I've been asked about that the CSM is for is to be the players representative to make sure future scandals like the BPO and POS incidents never happen again, or if they do to to be able to look inside CCP to make sure actions are taken to make sure CCP isn't part of cheating or scamming the players of Eve.
So how about sharing what you know with the CSM so we can actually get enraged and demand action from CCP. I am personally a little sad we haven't had a scandal to deal with because those are why we exist in the first place, not to be "wanna be" game developers.
So share what you have with the rest of the CSM and try and do some good instead ot "I know stuff! Don't ban me Bro!" like this recent post.
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Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2013.01.26 00:12:00 -
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Scatim Helicon wrote:Darius has uncovered conclusive evidence that CCP faked the moon landings and also carried out the My Lai massacre.
More details would be forthcoming but CCP are intercepting all the communications.
If you carefully study the Zapruder tapes you can see someone behind a tree on the knoll in a hoodie with a CCP logo firing what looks like a rifle from Dust... |
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2013.01.26 08:25:00 -
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Upon further investigation it seems clear that CCP is intercepting all the CSM communications as well, including our RL communications!
I am sure I have won the publisher's clearing house contest and yet I have not received any notification! In addition I have a novel and a movie script submitted to a publisher and a major studio and as of yet have not been told my book will be published or details of the giant check I will be receiving for my screen play about a college drop out that becomes a rock star sensation with his music based on his ability to play a cornet with his nose while zylophoning with his elbows! Did I mention he is also a ninja that kills ghosts and zombies in his time between gigs? And he is also a caveman that was once frozen in ice and a time traveling immortal with feathers instead of hair! I mean this movie has everything!
The obvious appeal of this as a feature film makes it clear that someone is messing with my RL personal communications!
We need to get to the bottom of this CCP scandal! If you have ever had mail go missing, a package take longer to be delivered or items delivered with an odd North Atlantic fish smell you can be sure CCP has had its way with your mail!
Next time you are on the phone and in the background there are noises like the cry of whales or puffins in nets being dragged to viking kitchens be sure your CCP overlords are listening in!!
Do not worry Eve players! The CSM 7 is on top of this scandal!! We already have ships in the North Atlantic searching for secret CCP facilities and have engaged the UN to find out how CCP has been engaged in this clear interruption of Internationale commerce!.
Eve players, the CSM 7 have your backs in this horrible crisis!
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Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2013.01.28 04:35:00 -
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Singular Snowflake wrote:Oh look, Darius, Issler and Xenuria all in the same thread. We can expect truly great things!
Another fan!
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